Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner enjoy Halloween Sex Party: According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvirate, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

Somewhat predictably, Pattinson and Stewart are expected to dress up as vampires in the classic tradition, while Lautner will be outfitted as a werewolf. Perhaps more excitingly for fans, we've heard that LA radio station TUAT is to give out a bunch of invitations in a phone-in/on line lottery, with the winners being invited along to the bash.

Although the Twilight stars haven't really been hitting the headlines that much lately, they still retain a dedicated hard core support among teens across America and Britain. Despite some really crap articles being written about them on theSpoof.com, involving daleks, kilts, garlic cloves, conspiracy theories, and space aliens.

It is also rumoured that Harry Potter stars, Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint will be attending, dressed up as cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off in a bizarre homage to English tradition.

Security staff have been advised to look out for potential gatecrasher, SEN's very own Buffty Ginslinger. Who is barred from participating because the last time he attended a similar function he was violently sick all over a Persian carpet, and he pissed all over the bathroom floor. And in a closet. And in the sink.